March 2012
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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“I fucking hate when you tell a guy you’re a lesbian and he still...”
“Your gay is showing. Rein that in till graduation.”
– advice from my sister.
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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“I suffer from rage blackouts.”
– Summer Roberts
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“People always go, “private schools create better citizens”. But I...”
– Ja’mie King.
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